tellmesomemore.

Ask me anything   Gravity hurts.

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

(via its-lena-bitch)

— 1 day ago with 90473 notes
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via dorkvader)

— 1 day ago with 754201 notes

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

(Source: memeousuji, via andrewquo)

— 4 days ago with 703078 notes

subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

(via manda)

— 4 days ago with 61777 notes

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via prettynameforaknot)

— 4 days ago with 557356 notes